Chandler Bing.

my favourite Friends character, i think. i am up at twenty minutes past five in the morning watching series five of Friends. fuck off stomach pain :'( i only have four more series to collect to finish off my collection. i have one, three, four, five, eight and ten. they are still ridiculously hilarious to me. there are a lot of people who are like 'ah, total gone off it now it has been overplayed.' i say no, it will never be overplayed for me. keep going with the playing. im watching the ones with Ross and Emily. he is getting worried that Emily might be gay with Susan, like what happened with Carol. Pheobe just found out that she is having triplets and has been giving the choice to name baby number three. Joey and Chandler are fighting for their names to be chosen. Chanoey? nahhh. GO WITH CHANDLER! i love him. i do love Joey too though . . and Ross. really, i love all six of them! in all different ways. Joey is cute, Pheobe is just wonderful! i want to be bessies with Rachel for free fashion and Monica for the food but Chandler, i am in love with Chandler. deeply, in love. i think it is his humour that i am drawn to, maybe that he is so pained and unsuccesful that i want to just run up and shnuggle him.

okay, a tad ridiculous now. i woke up at half three with this pain and it is now five thirty five am and it is still hanging on strong. i took paracetamol at some point and it didnt help one teeny tiny bit. so i put on disk one of series two Flight of the Conchords and it didnt take my mind off anything. all it did now was get that 'going to a party, sippin' on bacardi' too many dicks song. they do have some ridiculously funny songs. which brings me to two other men i am well and trully in love with.

Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, they are so naive and little. they make me smile lots and lots. i just adore their songs, 'mazing. i like Murray too, he is just gorgeous! even if i knew the characters i would still fall in love with them, it is the accent. i dont know why they dont get all the girls in the programme, they should. Mel doesnt count.

Ross just got an earring! looks . . . .good? im not mad keen on earrings on men, plugs, yes. well, i guess it would depend on the guy, eh. that reminds me, i need earrings. i have two pairs that have their backs and arent broken. all my necklaces are fucked too! they all get tangled in my jewellery box.

i want to go to America, ive heard that it is an amazing place and i want to go to the big comic shops.

pain pain, go away, come again another day.

or never.

that sounds better.